Post by imandrewmurphy on Dec 22, 2005 8:59:29 GMT -5
Hello Gentlemen,
Well, I am leaving on Saterday night, and I feel pretty optimistic about things. I am sure everything will work out just fine.
Before I leave , I want to thank you all for allowing me to get a visa to your country, and to let me stay here while I waited for my documents from Canada, I really do appreciate it.
I was reviewing my papers, and I happened to find a note on what countries should be destroyed, and I was shocked to find your name on it, that is to say, I found India listed as a country to be destroyed. Well, I assure you, I certainly will not be destroying India. I will remove your name from that list at once.
And again allow me to thank you for permitting me to rest in your great nation without any harrassment or attempted assassinations, I honestly do appreciate that more than you might know.
I also want to commend you all on what I heard your men say in regards to the whole matter..."Well, we like the Americans, but we govern India" And God damit that means more tome than any of you for certain!
Does Cuba govern it's nation? FUCK NO!!!
How about that wonder of the world, Korea? Does Korea govern it's nation? FUCK NO!!!!
Well, how about Mexico? FUCK NO!!!!!
Well, certainly China governs it's nation, right? Wrong, they are nothing more than suck ass loser fuckfaces who govern jack shit! They will kidnap your child if the Americans say so, those piece of shit cocksucking motherfuckers!!!!
Yeah, I guaran-fucking-tee you, China will not exist in one hunderd years.
Well anyway, thank you for your effort. I know you spent agreat deal of time and effort on my case and not knowing exactly what to do, you did a pretty good job; thanks.
India will last forever, I assure you.
So all that said, would you do me the honor of giving me a good send off?
I wanted to get married here in India, and I suppose the asshole fuckface criminal scum of the universe itself, the AMeriKKKans, told you not to let me do that.
I would of course ask you to help me with that, but even if you did, I am leaving too soon. It is a shame, this opportunity was sqaundered, I will not ever be back in India you know. I mean, to be honest, what kind of anm asshole am I to say thank you for allowing me to live? That is what I am essentially doing, am I not? International law in fact requires nations to accept honest political refugees does it not? SO did you really do me anyt favors? What? Did you follow the fucking law? Is that a favor? Well, perhaps in the age of Kaliuge...The age of BUSH. and despite the fact that it was nothing short of what you were supposed to do anyway, along with much you didnt't do, I still thank you, as a condemed Jew would surly have thanked a Nazi guard who permitted him to live.
Remember my friends, we are on a train, and that train is getting closer to the station with each passing second.
I do complain to you, you treated me as a child. You listened the CISS and did what they told you. Hey, they were not trying to kill me right? But never forget, my original dispute with the United States began as this exact same fight. They assumed the right to decide for me how I ought to live my life. OK, do you understand.
So do you guys think you are doing me a favor by allowing me to live? I want to tell you, I never needed your help, do not assume your greatness over that of the dirtectors. They are in power, ever in India.
I also want to ask, does she work for you? and don't play inocent here, you know who I mean. If so, it seams to me you govern nothing.
I really wonder what the issue was regarding my getting married? What is it? Are you too good for me? Or are you fucking slaves to your masters in Washington or ottowa???!!!
Slaves....How many there are in this world.
I will allways remember India for it's good side, but I will never forget you stood with my enemies, and if Ottowa told you what to do, they are my enemies, as are you.
I know the future you know...and what I could threaten you with, though I never would, is nothing compared to your unforunate future. However, I will tell you this, India will allways be in exictence...
And do me a favor, and stop being my fucking mother for at least one fucking day and give me some shit! Why don't you give me some drugs and a nice girl before I go. And don't you fucking dare talk to me of 'MORALITY' cause what you say is recorded and that is a lie, if you say it.
By the way, I maintain my thoughts that women should not be allowed to vote. They belong in the kitchen, not in parliment.
Thanks for letting me live, even though that is just your illusion, as I would have lived anyway.
Your half way friendly fan who most certainly will never have anything but good things for your great nation, wether you may deserve it or not,
Andrew
Well, I am leaving on Saterday night, and I feel pretty optimistic about things. I am sure everything will work out just fine.
Before I leave , I want to thank you all for allowing me to get a visa to your country, and to let me stay here while I waited for my documents from Canada, I really do appreciate it.
I was reviewing my papers, and I happened to find a note on what countries should be destroyed, and I was shocked to find your name on it, that is to say, I found India listed as a country to be destroyed. Well, I assure you, I certainly will not be destroying India. I will remove your name from that list at once.
And again allow me to thank you for permitting me to rest in your great nation without any harrassment or attempted assassinations, I honestly do appreciate that more than you might know.
I also want to commend you all on what I heard your men say in regards to the whole matter..."Well, we like the Americans, but we govern India" And God damit that means more tome than any of you for certain!
Does Cuba govern it's nation? FUCK NO!!!
How about that wonder of the world, Korea? Does Korea govern it's nation? FUCK NO!!!!
Well, how about Mexico? FUCK NO!!!!!
Well, certainly China governs it's nation, right? Wrong, they are nothing more than suck ass loser fuckfaces who govern jack shit! They will kidnap your child if the Americans say so, those piece of shit cocksucking motherfuckers!!!!
Yeah, I guaran-fucking-tee you, China will not exist in one hunderd years.
Well anyway, thank you for your effort. I know you spent agreat deal of time and effort on my case and not knowing exactly what to do, you did a pretty good job; thanks.
India will last forever, I assure you.
So all that said, would you do me the honor of giving me a good send off?
I wanted to get married here in India, and I suppose the asshole fuckface criminal scum of the universe itself, the AMeriKKKans, told you not to let me do that.
I would of course ask you to help me with that, but even if you did, I am leaving too soon. It is a shame, this opportunity was sqaundered, I will not ever be back in India you know. I mean, to be honest, what kind of anm asshole am I to say thank you for allowing me to live? That is what I am essentially doing, am I not? International law in fact requires nations to accept honest political refugees does it not? SO did you really do me anyt favors? What? Did you follow the fucking law? Is that a favor? Well, perhaps in the age of Kaliuge...The age of BUSH. and despite the fact that it was nothing short of what you were supposed to do anyway, along with much you didnt't do, I still thank you, as a condemed Jew would surly have thanked a Nazi guard who permitted him to live.
Remember my friends, we are on a train, and that train is getting closer to the station with each passing second.
I do complain to you, you treated me as a child. You listened the CISS and did what they told you. Hey, they were not trying to kill me right? But never forget, my original dispute with the United States began as this exact same fight. They assumed the right to decide for me how I ought to live my life. OK, do you understand.
So do you guys think you are doing me a favor by allowing me to live? I want to tell you, I never needed your help, do not assume your greatness over that of the dirtectors. They are in power, ever in India.
I also want to ask, does she work for you? and don't play inocent here, you know who I mean. If so, it seams to me you govern nothing.
I really wonder what the issue was regarding my getting married? What is it? Are you too good for me? Or are you fucking slaves to your masters in Washington or ottowa???!!!
Slaves....How many there are in this world.
I will allways remember India for it's good side, but I will never forget you stood with my enemies, and if Ottowa told you what to do, they are my enemies, as are you.
I know the future you know...and what I could threaten you with, though I never would, is nothing compared to your unforunate future. However, I will tell you this, India will allways be in exictence...
And do me a favor, and stop being my fucking mother for at least one fucking day and give me some shit! Why don't you give me some drugs and a nice girl before I go. And don't you fucking dare talk to me of 'MORALITY' cause what you say is recorded and that is a lie, if you say it.
By the way, I maintain my thoughts that women should not be allowed to vote. They belong in the kitchen, not in parliment.
Thanks for letting me live, even though that is just your illusion, as I would have lived anyway.
Your half way friendly fan who most certainly will never have anything but good things for your great nation, wether you may deserve it or not,
Andrew