a joke for the day...

[koyaanisqatsi]

Okay, my MOM just told me this one and I hadn't heard it before. Sorry in advance if you have:

After George Bush won (yeah right) the election in 2000, First Lady Hillary Clinton and President Bill Clinton invited Laura and George Bush to the White House to show them around.

It wasn't too long before George asked if he could use the restroom. Bill said "Sure, use mine through there".

The first thing George noticed was the GOLD urinal! He talked to Laura about it when the evening was over.

A few days later Laura spoke with Hillary about how expensive it must have been to put a gold urinal in the President's bathroom.

That night Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, at least now we know who pee'd in your saxophone."

ba-dum-bum

[Noah]

I've heard a similar joke which has JFK bellowing, "I have no gold toilet, but you're the man who pooped in my tuba." Since you took a chance, I'll take one too. Have you heard this one?

George W. Bush is in a meeting with the Joint Chiefs, who are briefing him on Iraq. "This afternoon," he's told, "we've learned that six Brazilian soldiers have been killed." Bush falls silent, and much to everyone's surprise, his eyes well up with tears. He sits down and holds his head in his hands. He seems genuinely devastated by the news. The Joint Chiefs are taken aback. "Mr. President?" he is asked. "Are you feeling all right?" Bush looks up and asks, "How many is a brazilian?"

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